With Alison complaining about the crop of current Christmas carols can't we create something better ourselves?
I'm not suggesting that we actually write new songs that sounds like far too much work. So why don't we change the words to existing Christmas songs by slamming as many popular references in as we can.
For example:
I wish it could be x-factor every day,
With Leon is singing,
and Simon being gay,
Oh I wish it could be x-factor ever day,
Let Dann-i, dry out, for Christmas.
I'm sure you can all do better - if I wasn't so hung over I'm sure I could do better too.
Have at it.